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Hash: SHAK's-SHORTS
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Mandriva Linux Security Advisory MDVSA-2013:ALL
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Package : Entire F'n OS
Date : April 11, 2013
Affected: Entire F'n OS
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Problem Description:
Updated OS packages fail to fix multiple security vulnerabilities:
It was discovered that we have absolutely no clue on how to get it
right so we issue several hundred security advisories each and every
calendar day just to keep the rest of the planet up to date on how
totally incompetent we are in managing a fork.
We appreciate your tolerance of clogging your inbox w/ alert after
alert which reaffirms our stated distribution goal of being "the
least
secure Linux on the planet" and hope that you will continue to
support
us in our endeavors.
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