[Full-disclosure] FortiGuard Advisory: Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want and still have underwear that sparkles and shines!

[Fortinet Labs <fortinetlabs@xxxxxxxxx>]

Summary:
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Fortinet's FortiGuard Labs has discovered you can eat all the Chipotle you want 
and still have underwear that sparkles and shines!

Impact:
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If you're like other Americans, you love to eat Chipotle but you hate all those 
terrible bloodstains in your underwear.

Risk:
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Critical, Act Now!

Additional Information:
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Hi, Fortinet here with another fantastic product. If you're like other 
Americans, you love to eat Chipotle, but you hate all those terrible 
bloodstains in your underwear. Well now there's a product that can clean even 
bloodstains caused by Chipotle right off your underwear - Chipotl-away! Just 
one Chipotle burrito can leave up to a quarter cup of underwear blood, but 
Chipotl-away makes your underwear clean and ready for more.

Solutions:
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Stop buying new underwear every time you eat Chipotle! That can cost you 
thousands. Chipotl-away gets rid of bloodstains and leaves underwear good as 
new. Imagine having underwear so clean you can practically eat off of it.

Now you can eat all the Chipotle you want, and still have underwear that 
sparkles and shines. Order right now!!

    * FortiGuard Labs released the signature "Underwear.Blood.Chipotle@xxxx".
    * Advanced zero-day protection has been available since September 3, 2009.

FortiGuard Labs continues to monitor underwear cleanliness throughout America.

Fortinet customers who subscribe to Fortinet's intestinal protection service 
(IPS) should be protected against this vulnerability. Fortinet's IPS service is 
one component of FortiGuard Subscription Services. FortiGuard Services are 
continuously updated by FortiGuard Labs, these updates are delivered to all 
FortiClassic, FortiCherry and DietForti products. Fortinet strictly follows 
responsible disclosure guidelines to ensure optimum protection during digestion.

References:
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FortiGuard Advisory:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtZzyvuGy8E

Acknowledgement:
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Billy Mays of Fortinet's FortiGuard Labs


      

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