Re: [Full-disclosure] Notice to all employees

["Valdis' Mustache" <security.mustache@xxxxxxxxx>]

Steve:

I consulted your site at http://www.bytebusters.com/ for more
information about these new policies and how they might impact your
employees and prospective customers, but only found an announcement
regarding a trojan horse in OpenSSH. Please expound further on these
initiatives, and see if you can work a POOP or QUEEF acronym in if
possible.

Your humble servant,
Le Mustache du Valdis


On Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Stephen Menard <smenard@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject:        FW: Notice to all employees
> Date:   Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:42:20 -0300
>
>
> Subject: Notice to all employees
> Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:14 -0500
>
>
>
> Dear employees,
>
>
>
> Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the
> economy, Management has decided to
>
> implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early
> retirement. This scheme will be known
>
> as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
>
>
>
> Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for
> the SHAFT scheme (Special Help
>
> After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will
> be reviewed under the SCREW
>
> programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED
> once, SHAFTED twice and
>
> SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
>
>
>
> Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for
> Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES
>
> (Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
>
>
>
> Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED
> any further by Management.
>
> Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT
> (Special High Intensity Training) as
>
> possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it
> gives employees. Should you feel that
>
> you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your
> Supervisor. They have been trained to give
>
> you all the SHIT you can handle.
>
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
>
>
> The Managemt
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