I am glad to see somebody FINALY exposing this conspiracy. Great reporting Larry Seltzer On Sun, May 20, 2007 at 04:16:07PM -0700, larry@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Good evening list members, > > Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting > about the latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to > remain anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of > the VA-based "cyberintelligence" company, which offers monetary > rewards for exploits, vulnerability information (Cross Site > Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP member list leakage issues). > > The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the > financial department, possibly caused by the increasing money > laundering crime from eGold and the other payment methods they > accept. Anonymous sources comment that the company could be investing > in "pleasing slave Russian wifes" since December of past year, with > the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram Amini (working at > Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining employees are > known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing major > struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I > hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old > @Stake people). > > This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the > continuous VCP challenges that the company launches on quarterly > basis. The current one, offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws > in OpenSSH, Apache, etc. > > Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value > fair after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed > applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES > Security, the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal > Krawetz, the relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new > neo-luddite terrorist organization known as The Rogue Parrot > Squadron, which could be linked to the tsunami disasters and 11th > September. > > The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the > systems used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor > the OpenBSD project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo > De Raadt's comments to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War > on Terror and gay marriages involving parrot sex and plastic > surgery). This could be connected to the aforementioned underground > neo-luddite organizations as well as the mysterious Internet identity > known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n. > > In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected > botnets taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been > made available. A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in > boxing gloves and elastic pants) managed to destroy an Iranian > building complex used to conduct Denial of Service attacks against > str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other sources confirm the > compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of the world > most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at > eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov > publicly refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru > > Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives, > after they were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor > gang (in retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources > agree that this message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100% > Mighty Turkey meat' by the well known Doctor. > > Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle > of nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat > faces and a desperate need of publishing utterly > scientifically-flawed crap in security conferences, forums, blogs and > Ranum's podcast. > > Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single > Quicktime exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU > identity (known to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do > real mayhem over whitehats' wifes) arguing "they are publicity > stunts". Drugs must be working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous > sources comment that this desperate move for publicity might be a > sign of serious financial problems in the consulting firm, which is > being managed by a real moron from outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek > (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for publishing an IDS evasion > paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong management skills, as > well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He also forgot > that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They were > also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when > they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and > fingerprinting. The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple > Computer Inc. for a possible Leopard-related contract, which could > explain the absolute lameness and faggotry shown in all the public > mentions of the Cupertino-based manufacturer as "pleasing to work > with, absolutely reliable and honest, smooth and tight as the ass of > a 7-year old". > > Shall the world end in major struggle, fire and massive ruckuz, your > beloved journalist-on-field, Larry Seltzer, will continue to bring > unbiased news reports and save the world from evil h4x0r forces > utilizing the giant honeypot force, completely controlled by him. > Nothing will stop him from getting the job done. No fear, no pain. > Sacrifice and hard work. Drugs and heavy attention deficit disorder. > The Great Asperger Army. Nothing, absolutely nothing will stop him. > Ever. > > Regards and kisses, > Larry Seltzer - reporting from the outer space. > > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ -- - chedder was here
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